Funny Love Poems
There are funny love poems and funny love poems. So to avoid offence or confusion, a quick Public Service Announcement to remind readers that Paul Curtis's funny love poetry encompasses both funny poems about romantic love and poems about funny love. You'll find poems about cottaging, frottaging and voyeurism sit cheek by jowl with cute and cuddly romantic poems which are warm, humorous and often LOL funny. There would have been an argument for separating the clean funny love poems from the less salubrious offerings, but instead it's a wonderful hotchpotch with some delightfully unexpected juxtapositions. For those who prefer their funny love poems a little straighter, Paul's Love Poetry site has collections of funny love poems and humorous love poems which are both more romantic and conventional.
I Wanted Her
A funny poem about love which is both titillating and tantalising, yet ultimately warmly satisfying.
Accidents Happen
A short humorous poem which reveals an irrefutable truth about accidents involving cars.
One Day My Prince Will Come
For the girls, a lesson in love from their own poetic agony uncle; for the lads, a rather downbeat and dispiriting message.
The Giant Attraction
The Giant Panda must be one of the most studied creatures on the planet, every minute detail of their life put under intense scrutiny.
What Were You Doing?
A poignant poem about young love and the iconic cultural hat stands on which we hang our memories.
On The Roof
Quite a number of people will have come to Peculiar Poetry looking for funny wedding poems, suitable for livening up an otherwise dull best man's speech. On the Roof is a funny wedding poem, but no guarantee is offered as to its 'suitability for purpose'.
Sexual Duty
Misogynistic or realistic? I'll let the reader decide.
Scientific Sex
An intriguing little poem which endeavours to unravel the difference between sex and love. If you don't like either physics or chemistry, your romantic future is looking rather bleak.
Private Parts
A smutty poem about an army romance which provides wonderful opportunities for innuendo and double entendre, but is not quite dirty enough to find a place in the dirty poetry section.
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