Funny Christmas Poems
Paul Curtis' funny Christmas poems are light, humorous and essentially clean poems about Christmas and the odd rituals which surround the festive period. From the hell of visiting relatives to the politics of the office heirachy, all aspects of Christmas, both home and away, are covered in Paul's initial salvo.
Happy Christmas Auntie Peggy
A strangely funny poem about an unusual Christmas present purchased for the eponymous Auntie Peggy.
The Honest Santa Fairy
Essentially a joke retold in the form of a poem, The Honest Santa Fairy hides beneath its humour an essential truth.
Happy Stressless
A funny poem about the joys of Christmas shopping, which some consider a form of purgatory and others have down to a fine art...
Fall Of The Snowman
Zen and the Art of Snowman Building would be a suitable alternative title for this poem, in which humour and philosophy are intermingled.
Christmas Shopping
It is surely coincidence that the protagonist of this poem about Christmas shopping is female and supermarket assistant male - perhaps we'll look to swap the sex of the participants periodically in the spirit of sexual equality.
The Santa Clause
A humorous poem about Santa Claus and how one's view of him changes as one grows older.
It’s Christmas
A short poem about the curse of Christmas, an affliction which quickly follows the joy of present opening.
Cool Yule
Call me oxymoronic, but Cool Yule is a long-short (short in style, but longer than short of execution) about the excitement of breaking up from school for Christmas.
Satan Rules KO
And to follow, a special funny Christmas peom for dyslexics... And yes, I know you shouldn't start sentences with an and, any more than you should you mock the afflicted.
Just Another Day At The Office
Depending on where you sit in the pecking order, this is either a rather cynical or an ultra-realistic view of Christmas at the office.
Christmas With The Browns
Why would you invite the most horrendous family imaginable to share your Christmas repast with you? There can only be one possible reason.
