Funny Christmas Poems

Paul Curtis' funny Christmas poems are light, humourous and essentially clean poems about Christmas and the odd rituals which surround the festive period.

Happy Christmas Auntie Peggy

A strangely funny poem about an unusual Christmas present purchased for the eponymous Auntie Peggy.

The Honest Santa Fairy

Essentially a joke retold in the form of a poem, The Honest Santa Fairy hides beneath its humour and essential truth.

Happy Stressless

A funny poem about the joys of Christmas shopping, which some consider a form of purgatory and others have down to a fine art...

Fall Of The Snowman

Zen and the Art of Snowman Building would be a suitable alternative title for this poem, which humour and philosophy.

It is surely coincidence that the protagonist of this poem about Christmas shopping is female and supermarket assistant male - perhaps we'll look to swap the sex of the participants periodically in the spirit of sexual equality.

The Santa Clause

A humourous poem about Santa Claus and how one's view of him changes as one grows older.

It’s Christmas

A short poem about the curse of Christmas, an affliction which quickly follows the joy of present opening.

Cool Yule

Call me oxymoronic, but Cool Yule is a long-short (short in style, but longer than short of execution) about the excitement of breaking up from school for Christmas.

Satan Rules KO

And to conclude, a special funny Christmas peom for dyslexics... And yes, I know you shouldn't start sentences with an and, any more than you should you mock the afflicted.