Funny Love Poems

A further collection of Paul Curtis's funny love poems, with the emphasis firmly on funny, rather than love. More romantically inclined readers will find that Paul's love poetry site has more conventional funny love poems and humorous love poems.

Great Bodywork

A poem in which a roving eye gets an errant husband into hot water.

Lay By

By the standards of Peculiar Poetry, Lay By is a poem of epic proportions - 36 lines devoted to some hanky panky in a lay by, but with an unexpectedly funny, bitter-sweet ending.

Boiler Replacement Scheme

A straight funny poems in which the protagonist misunderstands the scope the government's latest energy initiative.

Partiality

There may be plenty more fish in the sea, but this humorous love poem focuses on the ones that got away.

To Protect And Serve

A police officer injured in the line of duty suffers as a result of his heroism.

Bingo, Bango, Bongo

A funny poem about group sex. Need I say more?

The It Girl

The worlds of geekdom and romance seldom meet, but in Paul's quasi-romantic poem the two collide with hilarious consequences.

What Are You Looking For?

Are men looking for sordid sexual encounters or something more solid in their relationships?

Luvvage

A very silly poem about a school romance, but don't expect anything as simple as childhood sweethearts.

The Courting Rule

A funny poem about how the dating game has changed over the past half century.

Less Is More

The protagonist puts forward a poetic 'shopping list' of the attributes he is looking for, and looking to avoid, in a partner.

What Becomes Of The Broken Hearted?

A twisted funny poem about a young man who is unlucky in love.

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