About The Poem

A man with a roving eye is bought to book by his wife. He might have won the ensuing verbal battle, but probably not the war.

Category

Funny Poems about Love and Hate

Sub-category

Funny Love Poems

About the author

Paul Curtis

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My wife caught me looking
At a lovely young woman today
A gorgeous young slip of a thing
And I did get an earful? I’ll say

So I replied to her calm, as you like
“I can admire a shiny car on display
But it doesn’t mean that I intend
To get in it and drive it away”

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