Clean Funny Poems

As an introduction to Max Scratchmann's poetry, a selection of his clean funny poems. Which isn't to say that from this point on it's a steady decline into moral turpitude, but it's a good idea to find one's feet with some funny, uncomplicated, wholesome poems.

Seven Days of Deliverance

A funny poem which is rather in the vein of the Flanders and Swann classic The Gasman Cometh, but which has Max's postman as the poem's dramatis persona.

Notes on a Sandal

I confess that Notes on a Sandal has a faint aroma of nonsense verse, but the narrative is coherent (if slightly surreal).

Radiator Guy

A poem which may conceal many levels of meaning, or may be just a simple poem. Such is the joy and frustration of Max's very individual poetry.

Bear Market

A straight funny poems about a bad day on the stock market.