Nursery Rhyme Parodies

A selection of Max Scratchmann's nursery rhyme parodies, which are funny, frivolous and occasionally filthy.

Old King Cole

Despite their origins, nursery rhyme parodies aren't always clean or child-friendly. Max's parody of Old King Cole is perfectly clean, but more likely to appeal to motivational speakers and middle managers than children.

Doctor Foster

A nonsense nursery rhyme parody of Doctor Foster went to Gloucester. What more could you ask for? Well, perhaps if it was in latin!

Humpty Dumpty

A distinctly showbiz version of the Humpty Dumpty nursery rhyme.

Jack and Jill

A dirty reworking of the nursery rhyme Jack and Jill went up the hill.