About The Poem

A rude nursery rhyme parody which introduces Jack and Jill to the contraceptive pill.

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Witty and wry poems

Sub-category

Nursery rhyme parodies

About the author

Max Scratchmann

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Jack and Jill

Jack and Jill were on the pill,
To stop them having a baby,
So Jack went down without his crown,
But all Jill said was maybe.

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