Mothers Come Home

Mother sheep come home your babies are a waiting
Mother sheep come home they're lonely for you
Mother sheep come home your woolers are a fretting
Finish off your lamb chops — mother sheep come home

Mother cow come home your calves are a waiting
Mother cow come home they're desperate for you
Mother cow come home your mooers are a waiting
Eat up your veal meal — mother cow come home

Mother hen come home your babies are a waiting
Mother hen come home they're asking for you
Mother hen come home your babies are all waiting
Scoff up your roast chicken — mother hen come home

Mother deer come home your young ones are a waiting
Mother deer come home they're pleading for you
Mother deer come home your babes are all anxious
Clean up your plate of venison — mother deer come home

Mother pig come home your piglets are a waiting
Mother pig come home they're asking after you
Mother pig come home your babies are still waiting
Munch up your pork chops — mother pig come home

Mother turkey come home your little uns are a waiting
Mother turkey come home they're looking for you
Mother turkey come home your babies are all sad
Leave your Christmas dinner — mother turkey come home

Mother cat come home your miowers are a waiting
Mother cat come home they're seeking after you
Mother cat come home your kittens are all dying
Throw away your doner kebab — mother cat come home!!!

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