Juicy Fruits

Some are shaped like apples — I see some over there
Some are shaped like melons — I like to stop and stare
Some are shaped like oranges — With the pips in as well
But when I saw her ones I cried 'Oh bloody hell!!!'

Some resemble olives — her ones are no good
Some resemble bananas — These ones are too rude
Some resemble tomatoes — Nice and ripe and red
But when I first felt her ones I took her straight to bed

Some look like peaches — like velvet on my lips
Some look like grapes — with dimples on the tips
Some look like lemons — yellow hard and firm
But when I spied her ones they really made me squirm

Some are shaped like plums — small and round and sweet
Some are shaped like kiwis — tasting like horses meat
Some are shaped like pears — lots of juice inside
But when I sucked on her ones I nearly bloody died

Some look like strawberrys — just my favourite type
Some look like limes — best when really ripe
Some look like apricots — I love to nibble bits
I'm talking about the world’s fruits not about women’s tits!