Cattle Call

The ranch is now empty, the money is plenty,
Today had seen hundreds of murders.
It started at ten, and it all ended when,
The cows were all converted to burgers.

The farmer is sleeping, his young wife is weeping,
Because the fields are full of fuck-all.
And the cowpoke sits in the local saloon,
Singing his cattle call.....
Hoooo-hoooo-yoddley-hooooo,
Singing his cattle call.

The little dog is a whining, neither eyes are shining,
Shuffles about at a very slow pace.
Yesterday his tail was wagging like fury,
‘Cause he’d lots of big moooers to chase.....
Hoooo-hoooo-yoddley-hoooooooooo,
Singing that cattle call.

The farmer is sleeping, his children are weeping,
Because the fields are filled with fuck-all.
As the cowpoke gets drunk in the local saloon,
Singing his cattle call.
Hoooo-hoooo-yoddley-hooooo,
Singing his cattle call.

The ranch is now empty, the money is plenty,
Today had seen hundreds of murders.
It started at ten, and it all ended when,
The cows were all converted to burgers.