21st Century Nursery Rhymes 8

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 44

Hickory, dickory, dock
Some mice ran up the clock
The clock struck one,
When the pendulum swung
Hickory, dickory, dock

Hickory, dickory, dock
The mice looked on in shock
Seeing the stricken one
Fall all the way to the ground
Hickory, dickory, dock

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 45

Old King Cole was a merry old soul,
And a merry old soul was he;
He called for his pint in the middle of the day
And he called for his cronies three.
Every crony had a fresh bottle,
And a very fine bottle had he;
Oh there's none so pissed as can compare
With King Cole and his cronies three.

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 46

Red sky at night,
Arsonist’s delight;
Red sky at morning,
Four minute warning.

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 47

Baa, baa black sheep, have you any wool?
No sir, No sir, we don’t have any wool!
Are you a nutter? Are you insane?
This is the butchers the wool shop‘s down the lane.