21st Century Nursery Rhymes 7

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 38

Ring-a-Ring o'Rosies
A Pocket full of Posies
"Pig flu! Pig flu!"
We all take a sickie!

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 39

For want of a nail the shoe was lost.
For want of a shoe the horse was lost.
For want of a horse the rider was lost.
For want of a rider the battle was lost.
For want of a horseshoe nail oh what tosh.
Ill equipped and poorly lead is why they lost

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 40

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick
Jack jumped over the candlestick
But Jack should have jumped higher
Because he’s set his balls on fire

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 41

Twinkle, twinkle little star
Are the services very far?
Oh I really hope they are
Or I will Tinkle, Tinkle in the car

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 42

Mary was a little flirt
Men followed her like sheep
But though she liked the attention
She fancied little bo peep

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 43

Yan, tan, tethera, pethera, pimp.
They’ll not miss the one with a limp
Sethera, methera, hovera, covera, dik,
Lets just kill it nice and quick
We’ve counted all the masters sheep
Let’s have lamb stew before we sleep