21st Century Nursery Rhymes 2

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 7

I had a little hen,
The prettiest ever seen,
Which happily made
For such versatile cuisine

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 8

Little Jack Horner sat in the corner
Of a fashionable eatery
When his food arrived in its design contrived
He said “What’s this supposed to be?”

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 9

Wee Willie Winkie runs through the town,
Upstairs and downstairs in his nightgown,
The silly man would have looked better
If he waited till the warmer weather

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 10

Peter, Peter pumpkin eater,
Had a wife and couldn't keep her!
She slipped through his fingers like sand
So he ordered another one from Thailand

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 11

This little piggy has an ASBO
This little piggy’s in prison,
This little piggy was a car thief
This little piggy’s on the run
And this little piggy went...
"!£&&*!!!$" the anti social little bastard

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 12

Jack and Jill
Went up the hill
To spend some time with each other
Jack failed to rise
Jill raised her eyes
Then went off to find his big brother