About The Poem

At least Paul is even handed about who he insults - BMW owners, resident of Norfolk and now the French.

Category

Witty and Wry Poems

Sub-category

Twisted Funny Poems

About the author

Paul Curtis

Mixed Race

He was a man from Coventry
And she was born in Brittany
But despite there nationality
They soon found similarity
They wed and found a flat to let
And they had a child named Violet
And when the daughter came of age
It was time for her to earn a wage
A model’s life is what she chose
But agents turned up a collective nose
The strangest thing had caused alarm
She only shaved beneath one arm

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