About The Poem

A twisted funny sports poem which Paul maintains is about football, but which has universal application to any sport which involves physical exertions and a referee.

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Funny Poems about Life and Death

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Funny Sports Poems

About the author

Paul Curtis

Time's Up

To my chest my
Hands I clasp
I deeply breathe
I wheeze and gasp
My temples throb
My mouth is dry
My heart beats fast
I’m going to die
My voice has gone
My throat is sore
My hands both shake
I can take no more
I lay my head
Upon my knee
Now blow the whistle
Referee

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