About The Poem

It was a toss up whether to include a poem about hot air ballooning with the sport poems, but if beach volleyball can make it as an Olympic sport, I suppose anything goes.

Category

Funny Poems about Life and Death

Sub-category

Funny Sports Poems

About the author

Paul Curtis

Ballooning

Of all the pastimes
Which defy all logic
Hot air ballooning
Must be the most fantastic
You take off
With no controls to ponder
At the mercy of the wind
Into the great blue yonder
Floating up and away
Heart fit to blow a gasket
Gripping the hand rail
And stood in a picnic basket
A Bunsen burner flames
Under a piece of fabric
Hot air ballooning
Must be the most fantastic

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