Funny Sex Poems II

A further selection of Paul Curtis' funny sex poems. There seems to be a preponderance of poems about sexual failings - premature ejaculation, erectile dysfunction et al - which is surely nothing more than a sign of the author's fertile imagination.

Anything Goes

Are we on a slippery slope of delining moral standards? Answers on a rather large postcard.

Swing

A funny poem about party for swingers which has a slightly nostalic feel. Surely the internet has done away with all that car key mallarky.

A Stiff Drink

A funny poem about advances in the pharmaceutical treatment of erectile dysfunction.

Deflated

More erectile dysfunction and more little blue pills to make things better. What did men talk before the invention of that 'wonder drug'.

Driving Rain

A twisted funny poem which paints a charming picture of a car journey on a stormy night, until the shocking revelation at the conclusion.

Early Arrival

PEA is the only self-help group which (a) is more mortifying to attend than Alcoholics Anonymous and (b) offers the prospect that self-help really may be in one's own hands. Just read it, I assure you it's both short and funny.

Feeling A Bit Ginger

A funny poem about a ginger haired prostitute which is suprisingly clean.

In The Cold Light Of Day

A poem offering sage advice to women with a roving eye and hope to ugly men everywhere. I'm sure the term ugly isn't politically correct, but you know who you are.

Knight’s Favour

What should have been an epic quest turned out to be something quite different for this errant knight.

Cockney Courting

A poem interspersed with cockney rhyming slang which is extraordinarily rude for those who understand the lingo and a little confusing for others. You'll get there if you persevere!

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