About The Poem

A straight funny poem about sexual confusions amongst the elderly.

Category

Rude and Dirty Poems

Sub-category

Funny Poems about Sex

About the author

Paul Curtis

Dementia

I think my grandparents
Are suffering from dementia
Because granddad asked my gran
As they sat together on the sofa
“Whatever happened
To our sexual relations dear?”
And the answer she gave
Is what gave me cause to fear
“I don’t know, we didn’t even get
A Christmas card from them this year”

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