About The Poem

A charming poem about the impossibility of making someone love you turns into a slightly sinister poem about stalking

Category

Rude and Dirty Poems

Sub-category

Funny Poems about Sex

About the author

Paul Curtis

Love Maker

In my long life
I have found this to be true
It is impossible
To make someone love you

You have to accept this
Or adopt a different spin
By stalking them until they panic
And they finally give in

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