About The Poem

A poem the humour of which depends on a gusset, which is possibly the least appealing word in the English language.

Category

Rude and Dirty Poems

Sub-category

Funny Poems about Sex

About the author

Paul Curtis

Quickies

Many people indulge despite the dangers
In quickies even with complete strangers
Well it was during such an act of fornication
That he hesitated after achieving penetration
“Miss I would not have entered the vicinity
Had I been made aware of your virginity”
“Mr. if I had thought you would be mistaken
And that as a virgin I would have been taken”
“Then before we indulged in carnal delights
I would have taken off my bloody tights”

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