About The Poem

Some forms of female attire, particularly any type of uniform, are a turn on for the author, but there's one sartorial quirk that he finds a real turn off.

Category

Funny Poems about Love and Hate

Sub-category

Pet Hate Poems

About the author

Paul Curtis

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I like to see women in a tailored suit
And black tights on nurses make me glad
Uniformed in any kind of military garb
Schoolgirls dressed in skirts of plaid
Even traffic wardens have great appeal
And police woman in white and blue
An air hostess wearing a ridiculous hat
And I love to see a ballerina in a tutu
These outfits all add to the attraction
Of women as a general rule of thumb
But seeing thongs above their hipsters
Is the female equivalent of builder’s bum

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