Funny Celebrity Poems

Celebrity is a strange concept. True celebrities rarely consider themselves as such, whereas reality-TV wannabes prance and preen as thought the world is interested in the minutiae of their trivial lives. So prepare for some ego-deflating poems about the famous, infamous and the best ignored.

Oscar And The Dame

Celebrities collide across the centuries, as Dame Peggy Ashcroft struggles to explain Oscar Wilde to a young relative.

Wise Confucius

A comic poem about the impossibilities presented by the Confucian philosophy.

Dear John

John Prescott is the object of this barbed poem. Is it possible that some people are beyond satire?

Dolly Would

Dolly Parton has two outstanding features, neither of which relate to her vocal prowess.

The Sincerest Form Of Flattery

Whether or not you're an Elvis fan, you'll applaud the sentiment of Paul's poem about Elvis impersonators.

Bye, Bye, Everyone, Bye, Bye

A nostalgic poem about Sooty and some hanky panky in the glove compartment.

Dr. No, No, No

Another glass of Amy Winehouse, anyone?

Robin The Hoody

A funny poem contrasting the motivation of medieval and contemporary hooded outlaws.

The Ginger Prince Went To War

Grasp that the Ginger Prince is the younger son of the heir to the throne and you'll begin to question whether he's worthy of a place amongst the funny poems about famous people.

Titter Ye Not Amy

Perhaps just one more for the road.

Wynne or No

A rather highbrow poem about the inventor (if that's the right word) of the crossword puzzle.

Harry Potter - The Witch With An Itch

A clever, crude, sexually charged reinterpretation of the Harry Potter legend which is strictly for teenagers and adults.

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