Funny Poems About Life 2
More funny poetry about the trivialities, improbabilities and impossibilities of life from the pen of contemporary English poet Paul Curtis.
Two Black Eyes
A slightly risqué poem about the fate that befalls a man who goes to the aid of a damsel in distress.
Your Not Perfect, But You'll Do
What begins as an apologia on behalf of males of the species for their inability to understand women, somehow turns into a thinly veiled attack on womanhood.
I'm Celibate You Know
That the youth of America has recently embraced celibacy, which is fine if it gets you on national television.
Walk Abroad
A globetrotting poem which returns ultimately to the obsession shared by all Englishmen, whether at home or abroad.
Way Back When (2)
Nostalgia and hysteria collide in a poem which has some seriously sexist overtones.
Acumen And Women
A poem which is superficially about shopping, but is really about the gaping chasm that divides the sexes when it comes to decision making.
Be Alert
The call from the authorities for travellers to be constantly vigilant and report any suspicious behaviour leaves the poem's protagonist in a quandary.
Chirpy, Chirpy Cheep, Cheep
A little lavatorial humour in Paul's poem about the stupidity of men.
Crash Location
A joke retold in the form of a poem, which is genuinely funny and only slightly disparaging about the female residents of Essex.
Hair Care For Men
Men wax their cars, women wax their underarms, their legs and other unmentionable areas of their anatomy. Discuss. Or disgust?
Have You Seen This Man
A poem about gay men, which reinforces a few stereotypes and explodes a popular myth.
Wow Gran
A poem about drug taking which involves and amusing role reversal.
My Cookie Lament
For once the anglo-american linguistic confusions thrown up by the website are turned on their head, in that I'm left explaining to English readers that American cookies are like English biscuits, only twice size and as four times as fattening.
Dopey Brother
A funny poem about drug taking which revolves around a glorious pun.
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