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A poetic peregrenation to the holiday hotspots of world. So what do they all have in common?

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Funny Poems about Life and Death

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Funny Poems about Domestic Life

About the author

Paul Curtis

Walk Abroad

I’ve been to places far and wide
And had to put my prejudice aside
I’ve done many things to survive
To keep my body and soul alive
I once played a game of snooker
In a place called Banyaluca
I fought a Sumo wrestler and won
In the land of the rising sun
I dated a girl who was very loud
In the land of the long white cloud
I played table tennis or ping-pong
In the territories of Hong Kong
Suffered the Welsh and there grumbles
While holidaying in the Mumbles
And got a case of Delhi belly
While on a short visit to Tripoli
But no matter where I have gone
I've always been rained upon

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