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Celibacy is only a significant act if it is an act of denial. Discuss.

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Funny Poems about Life and Death

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Funny Poems about Life

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Paul Curtis

I’m Celibate You Know

In my youth I took a solemn vow
Pretty pointless I know that now
For the vow that I took you see
Was a solemn vow of celibacy

For five long years I kept my vow
Pretty pointless I know that now
For I kept my vow as I promised
But for five years nobody noticed

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