A Little Off the Top
On my last visit to the hair dresser
I was asked “Something for the weekend sir”?
Well I was taken aback without a doubt
I replied “Do you have any tiling grout”?
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About The Poem
A nostalgic poem about a familiar ritual of the barber's shop. For those innocents abroad, the question "Something for the weekend, Sir" was an invitation to purchase prophylactics.
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Funny Poems about Life and Death
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