Statistical Improbabilities

Another poem which has slight racial overtones, but is really just a bit of innocent fun.

Category

Funny Poems about Life and Death

Sub-category

Funny Poems about Life

Author

One in Five

One in five in
The world today
Are apparently
Chinese they say

Now we have five
In our family
So one is Chinese
I know it’s not me
Well it’s not mum
Or my dad even
So it must be one
Of my brothers then

Now is it Colin
Or Lee Woon Jae
I think its Colin
I have to say

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