Moors Murderers

Beware the fearsome creatures prowl which prowl moors of northern England.

Category

Witty and Wry Poems

Sub-category

Humorous Poems

Author

Beasts in The Mist

They gather in the full moons light
On lonely roads at dead of night
With shinning eyes that pierce the mists
They prey on passing motorists

Sure footed over rock and crag
A victim fresh to feast they drag
And all that’s left when feedings through
Is a baseball cap and a training shoe

No wolf or hound will prowl the moors
And ghosts and ghouls stay home indoors
So when shrill screams disturb your sleep
Beware the Cumberland killer sheep

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