Nip and Tuck

Some people seek perfection
Some things offend their vanity
Which leads them to decide
On bouts of cosmetic surgery

Breast enlargements, tummy tucks
Rhinoplasty implants and grafts
New procedures all the time
Techniques to test the surgeon craft

I don’t hold with it myself
It’s something I have always felt
Never mess with Mother Nature
And play the hand you are dealt

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