A peak into proctology

A slightly silly poem about a doctor trying to treat a patient with something strange stuck up his bottom.

Category

Poems of Life and Death

Sub-category

Funny Poems about Health

Author

Berry, Berry

The doctor scratches his head
And is almost struck dumb
Why does his patient have
A strawberry stuck up his bum
The only answer is
On a strawberry he must have sat
Then he says
“I’ll give you some cream to put on that”

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