About The Poem

It may be the whole german thing, or the fact that BWM drivers are a most unappealing archetype, but BWM says entirely different things to BWM owners and BMW scorners.

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Witty and Wry Poems

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Funny English Poems

About the author

Paul Curtis

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Have you ever noticed
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Every man and his dog it seems
Is driving one. Do you?

There are so many drivers today
Who now drive a Beamer
There are so many in fact
They’ve become today’s Cortina

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