About The Poem

The appearance of CSOs on English streets was an attempt to dupe the public into thinking there was still a comprehensive police presence, when in fact police officers were being replaced by pale imitations of the same.

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Witty and Wry Poems

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Funny English Poems

About the author

Paul Curtis

Go CSO

A community support officer
Today seized a handgun replica
The headline in the local paper
Told the story of his endeavour
“An imitation hand gun or replica
Was seized by an imitation officer”

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