About The Poem

A poem about being dragged as a child to the photographers to have a studio portrait taken. The indignity of it!

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Witty and Wry Poems

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Funny English Poems

About the author

Paul Curtis

Wiggly Worms and Curly Whirly's

My face has been washed clean
And my hair’s the best it’s been
I must smile and must not fidget
That photographer’s such a twit
So when he asks me where’s the birdie
I will frown and look quite surly

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