Dirty Poems 3

Yet more dirty poems by contemporary English poet Paul Curtis. If you've read this far, you'll hardly need a reiteration of the warning that the poems are unsuitable for kids or adults of an unusually sensitive disposition.

Viens à Moi

One must warn that the poem contains one instance of the 'f word', which falls in the part of the poem which is charming and inoffensive compared with that which follows.

Nosegay

The fact that two of the characters depicted are dwarfs is perhaps the least offensive element of this poem.

Circles

A shaggy dog story and joke all rolled into a poem about penal servitude.

It’s The Dogs…

This funny poems may provide the answer as to why there is a general fascination with dog's dangly bits.

It’s The Dogs…  Again

Or there may simply not be an answer.

Senior Moment At The Salon

There are slips of the tongue and slips of the tongue!

Little Boy Blue

I'm stumped, as I don't think there is a word in the English language to describe the strangely self-indulgent feet alluded to in this poem. Auto-fellation may be an appropriate neologism, or a little known German automotive innovation.

Constitutional

A funny joke-poem in which we return to a testicular theme.

Piccadilly Philly

A sartorial slip up leaves a young lady the centre of attention.

Repelling Boarders

Another joke in the form of a poem, in which an elderly flasher at an airport receives his comeuppance.

Scout About

We've travelled a long way from 'Scouting for Boys', Baden-Powell's seminal work which laid the foundations for the scout movement. Scout About is a dirty poem about boy scouts, which refreshingly doesn't rely for its comic effect on the activities of 'funny' scout masters.

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