Dirty Poems 2

A second collection of funny dirty poems by contemporary English poet Paul Curtis. Topics covered include voyeurism, blow up dolls, frottaging and bestiality, but the poems are essentially funny poems about slightly unsavoury subjects.

Perverted Pete

Perverts tend to get a rather bad press, which is hardly surprising when you consider what they get up to - in this case 'distance frottaging'.

Working Women

A poem which appears to revolve around an infatuation with women in uniform, but I may be wrong, it could be entirely innocent...

Blown Away

A poem that is slightly less filthy than the mental images conjured up by its title.

The Great Lies of Life

'The cheque's in the post' is undoubtedly the best known and least offensive of the 'great lies' which underlie the poem's central message.

Tonight's the Night

A funny poem about the potential problems that a newly-wed octogenarian faces on his wedding night which reaches a bitter and twisted conclusion.

Women's Ads

A poem which will help you discover the secret messages buried beneath the surface of personal ads placed by women looking for love.

Men's Ads

A companion piece to the above, offering useful tips to help women decipher the cryptic messages hidden in men's personal ads. GSOH, 12"AC, GWA.... Need one go on.

Down Patch

A poem in the form of a conversation between two dogs about their owners which takes place in a vet's waiting room. It sound so sweet and innocent, and I only wish it were.

What Does It Take

Masculine musings on what it takes to get one's juices flowing, metaphorically speaking.

Put Them On

Further forthright views on what it takes to titillate a member of the male sex.

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