About The Poem

A refreshingly different poems about the scout movement which is in turn funny, dirty and reassuringly heterosexual.

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Rude and dirty poetry

Sub-category

Dirty poems

About the author

Paul Curtis

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Scout About

What became of
“Brussel Sprouts”
Also know as
Good boy scouts

Dib, Dib, Dib
Dob, Dob, Dob
Eagerly helping
Doing bob a job

Ging Gang Gooley
And Kum Ba Ya
Traditional singing
Around the camp fire

What became of
Good boy scouts
There still out there
I have no doubt

But they’re not doing
Bob a jobs
They are behaving
Like yobs

And instead of helping
Like they oughta
They’re in the scout hut
Doing your daughter

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