About The Poem

A poems about The Great Lies of Life, which range from commonplace lies such as 'the cheque's in the post' to rather more exotic sexual misdirection.

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Rude and dirty poetry

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Dirty poems

About the author

Paul Curtis

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The Great Lies Of Life

No your bum does not look big
Money isn't everything
It's great to be a Negro
I'm only going to put it in a little way
I've never done this before
The cheque’s in the mail
Anticipation is half the fun
This will hurt me more than it hurts you
I’ll only put it in a little way
I promise I won't finish in you
"This won't hurt, I promise."

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