About The Poem

A poem about the extra-horticultural activities of a libidinous landscape gardener called Simon. It all sounds wonderfully suburban middle class.

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Rude and dirty poetry

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Dirty poems

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Paul Curtis

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Simon the landscape gardening man
Will turn his hand to what he can
So not just gardens attract his attention
Its not just horticultural dedication
It’s to the wives of clients he is drawn
As he tends to garden and to lawn
And when he’s finished laying the patios
He lays the client's wife before he goes

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