About The Poem

A gently humorous and only mildly dirty poem about a survey revealing data about the mating habits of the typical couple. The surevey results are contrived, unexpected and funny in equal measure.

Category

Rude and dirty poetry

Sub-category

Dirty poems

About the author

Paul Curtis

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Another Survey

Another survey released today
Why they bother I fail to see
Saying that men prefer sex it seems
On days beginning with the letter 't'
So is it Tuesday’s and Thursday’s
Or tomorrow and today

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