A cute Christmas poem which is guaranteed to have a potent emetic effect on people allergic to the term kiddies.

Category

Christmas Poetry

Sub-category

Christmas Funny Poems

Author

It’s Christmas When

It’s Christmas when
Outside it’s cold and snowing
But away from the cold
Malls are full to overflowing
And all the children’s faces
Are happy and glowing

It’s Christmas when
Noddy Holder screams
Its Christmas when
Its time to fulfil dreams
When life just may be
As wonderful as it seems

It’s Christmas when
All the gifts are picked
The cards are written
The stamps are licked
And all the Christmas lists
Have all been neatly ticked

It’s Christmas when
All are safely home within
Everything has been prepared
The kiddies are all tucked in
Then mums and dads sit back
And festivities can begin

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