Funny Christmas Poems 3
Yet more of Paul's funny Christmas poems. It would be quite understandable by this stage if you felt that you had overindulged and were feeling a little nauseated. Have another mince pie, a small glass of port and plough on the the end. Subjects covered in this Christmas selection include lecherous bosses, the Sons of Glendower and Health & Safety legislation, but all are accompanied by a suitably festive flourish.
Christmas Across The Sea
Normal service is resumed with a poem about the horrors of spending an antipodean Christmas with one's expatriate daughter.
Twas The Night Before Christmas # 2
A second parody of the poem 'Twas the Night before Christmas', which is just faintly disgusting in an entirely festive way.
Christmas Scene
Over exuberant Christmas decorations are a fact of life and seem to grow in their complexity, or vulgarity, year after year. All this while the middle classes are busy saving the planet.
Watch Out
Lecherous bosses are a perennial problem, but Christmas gives them extra opportunities to strike.
Twas The Night Before Christmas # 3
A further parody of the poem 'Twas the Night before Christmas', this time the subject of the poem is the dangers associated with camping.
Twas The Night Before Christmas # 4
An altogether more sinister parody which features the aforementioned Sons of Glendower and their incendiary antics.
Be On Your Guard
A lightly humorous poems about one of the least fearsome dangers of the Christmas period.
Christmas Is A Funny Time Of Year
Christmas is the festival that we all love to hate. Oh no we don't!
Ifs And Buts
Another funny Christmas poem which is both short and sweet.
Grottos Go Legal
A Christmas poem which will appeal to literary highbrows and may bemuse others who consider English grammar a closed book.
Northern Lights
'It's Health and Safety gone mad' has been a battle cry of the past decade, but it's amazing to discover just how far its probing tentacles have reached.
Carols By Candle Light
More H&S related frivolity in Paul's poem Carols By Candle Light, which concludes the collection Paul's funny Christmas poems, for the time being at least.
