Funny Christmas Poems III

Yet more of Paul's funny Christmas poems. It would be quite understandable by this stage if you felt that you had overindulged and were feeling a little nauseated. Have another mince pie, a small glass of port and plough on the the end.

Full Of The Christmas Spirit

A poem extolling the virtues of a most bibulous Christmas Day.

Preparing The Bird

A twisted funny poem about the trials and tribulations of preparing your Christmas turkey.

While Brokers Watched Their Stock By Night

A deliciously funny parody which intertwines the Square Mile, the banking crisis and a vengeful angel.

Merry Christmas Sir

A poem which will strike a chord with anyone who has their newspaper delivered by a paperboy/papergirl/paperperson, or more likely these days, a paperOAP.

Scrooge And Grinch

A poem which brings together the two great misanthropes of the festive period.

Twas The Night Before Christmas # 1

A parody of the poem 'Twas the Night before Christmas' which reaches a particularly cruel conclusion.

It’s Christmas When

Cute and cuddly, light and fluffy, this poem distills the spirit of Christmas and offers a welcome relief after the earlier misanthropic offerings.

Christmas Across The Sea

Normal service is resumed with a poem about the horrors of spending an antipodean Christmas with one's expatriate daughter.

Twas The Night Before Christmas # 2

A second parody of the poem 'Twas the Night before Christmas', which is just faintly disgusting in an entirely festive way.

Funny Christmas Poems I ~ Funny Christmas Poems II ~ Funny Christmas Poems III