Funny Christmas Poems II

A further selection of funny Christmas poems by Paul Curtis. From the hell of visiting relatives to dealing sensitively with turkeycide, the feast of Christmas is dissected with an extremely blunt scalpel.

Just Another Day At The Office

Depending on where you sit in the pecking order, this is either a rather cynical or an ultra-realistic view of Christmas at the office.

Christmas With The Browns

Why would you invite the most horrendous family imaginable to share your Christmas repast with you? There can only be one possible reason.

Christmas Cheer

A Christmas Day visit to the pub leaves the protagonist in the proverbial doghouse.

Christmas Post

Confusion reigns at the post office when Mildred tries to buy her Christmas stamps.

Shop Early For Christmas

Christmas is the period of goodwill, but will the Judge accept the accused's novel excuse for his misdeeds?

Christmas Service

Wise words from a country dweller confound the vicar who is only to willing to duck his Christmas morning service.

Three Wise Ones

An alternative view of the nativity story delivered with a feminist twist.

Plastic Christmas

Spend, Spend, Spend... The first lines of a contemporary Christmas carol.

A Mother's Christmas Tale

An overworked mother's plea for a little peace and goodwill at Christmas.

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