About The Poem

A humorous H&S poem on a Christmas theme.

Category

Christmas Poetry

Sub-category

Christmas Funny Poems

About the author

Paul Curtis

Northern Lights

We have just learned
Candles may not be burned
In Santa’s workshop
The practise has to stop
A spokesman claims
That elfin safety is to blame

Copyright © Paul Curtis. All Rights Reserved

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