About The Poem

If your company hasn't implemented a 'no mistletoe directive', you need to be on your guard.

Category

Christmas Poetry

Sub-category

Christmas Funny Poems

About the author

Paul Curtis

Be On Your Guard

Be on your guard
Wherever you go
Tread very carefully
You could even tip toe
But if you don’t take heed
And don’t watch where you go
You may get caught
Beneath the mistletoe

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