About The Poem

A parody of Twas The Night Before Christmas which concludes with a mouse massacre. How festive is that?

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Christmas Poetry

Sub-category

Christmas Funny Poems

About the author

Paul Curtis

Twas the Night before Christmas #1

Twas the night before Christmas and all thru the house,
Not a creature was stirring not even a mouse
As earlier that night with the aid of cheese and a trap
I bad Mr. Mouse Merry Christmas as the spring went snap

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