About The Poem

A poem about preparing the Christmas bird which favours the blunt approach.

Category

Christmas Poetry

Sub-category

Christmas Funny Poems

About the author

Paul Curtis

Preparing The Bird

The best way to prepare
Your turkey this Christmas
Is to keep it simple
To minimize the fuss
To my way of thinking
The best method to apply
Is just be straight
And say “Turkey, you’re going to die”

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