About The Poem

It seems that a liquid Christmas lunch in the pub is a step too far for the poem's protagonists.

Category

Christmas Poetry

Sub-category

Christmas Funny Poems

About the author

Paul Curtis

Christmas Cheer

I went to the pub with my brother
For a Christmas, lunchtime drink
While my wife cooked the dinner
And washed up at the sink
We got thrown out at 4 o’clock
Full of Christmas cheer and gin
We got home ready for Christmas lunch
And found it in the bin

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