About The Poem

A humorous poem about the curse of Christmas, which causes present opening to turn rapidly from elation to deflation.

Category

Christmas Poetry

Sub-category

Christmas Funny Poems

About the author

Paul Curtis

It’s Christmas

People have been discovering
On a Christmas Morning
That the curse of Christmas
That’s causing the most fuss
Has been unanimously concluded
To be “Batteries not included”

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