About The Poem

A poem about the four stages of our relationship with Santa Claus, which takes us from believer to impersonator

Category

Christmas Poetry

Sub-category

Christmas Funny Poems

About the author

Paul Curtis

The Santa Clause

When I was a child
I believed in Santa Claus
When I got older
I didn’t believe in Santa Claus
When I became a parent
I was Santa Claus
Now I have grandchildren
I look like Santa Claus

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