About The Poem

Those who would find this poem most nauseating would never, thankfully, have time to spare for reading poems in the run up to Christmas.

Category

Christmas Poetry

Sub-category

Christmas Funny Poems

About the author

Paul Curtis

Happy Stressless

A good friend of mine
Does his Christmas shopping
In less than two hours
With decs for party popping
And gifts for twenty-five
Friends and family
All on Christmas Eve
Including a six foot tree

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